Boy, am I pist off!

What is going on here?
I’m not sure I’m the only guy to discover this but men’s pant zippers are becoming troublesomely short. Creating a logistical conundrum. No longer can we just zip but must unbuckle one’s trousers risking dropping one’s pants while standing at a wall urinal. Men’s pant zippers use to be about ten or eleven inches long. But no more. Gentlemen pants zippers are now five or six inches long not allowing full complete passage. At first I thought I bought a pair of women’s sports pants. But no. They are men’s and the zippers are getting shorter. Just enough zip to get in and out of our jeans and shorts.
Good grief Charlie Brown!