A one word vocabulary.

 
Awesome.
Pardon my sarcastic judgement but I am often amused when eating out at some restaurants.  It is almost entertaining when some female waitperson serve our table.  It seems like most female servers wait on our table they speak with a little girl tone, I would guess, a full octave above their normal speaking voice.  Almost always is talking like the old cartoon character Betty Boops. 
Or possibly the voice of Olive Oil, the Popeye girlfriend cartoon character. 
Unlike Betty Boops, many male waiters attempt to talk like Darth Vader, with a James Earl Jones throaty resonance.  Hello, I’m Godzilla your server…
But anyway, today’s 20-something waitperson server was locked into the word Awesome.
Could I take your drink order?
Me: Pepsi
Server: Awesome.  And you mam
Sheba: Ice water with lemon
Server: Awesome.
Sheba: We also know what we want.
Server: Oh, awesome.
Sheba: We want blab la bla.
Server: Awesome, I’ll get that right away.
Sheba:  Could we get some straws?
Server: Oh awesome yes.
Me: I’d like ranch dressing on my salad.
Server: Oh Awesome for sure.
And it went on and on ever so awesome.
Server:  Will there be anything else?
Sheba: No.
Server Awesome, I’ll bring your check.
Server: Thanks for coming in and have an awesome day and happy new year.