It’s so simple

Just liquid soap and warm water.

That’s your first line of defence.  Let it become a habit.  To give you adequate time to wash, sing ‘Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bed post over night.

It goes like this:

Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bed post over night.  Does your mother make you spit it out but swallow it in spite.  Do you catch it on your tonsils and heave it left and right. Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bed post over night.’  Then rinse and dry hands.

Just liquid soap and warm water.

That’s your first line of defence.  Let it become a habit.  To give you adequate time to wash, sing ‘Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bed post over night.

It goes like this:

Does your chewing gum lose it flavor on the bed post over night.  Does your mother make you spit it out but swallow it in spite.  Do you catch it on your tonsils and heave it left and right. Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bed post over night.’  Then rinse and dry hands.

Published by Charles Oldenfatt the Curmudgeon

If I told you the truth about myself you would think what a wad of chewed gum stuck under a church pew I am. Dull. Ordinary .old and fat

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