The Royals.

First of all and foremost Prince Charles is a skunk’s anus. Second, Princess Diana was a wonderful human being and I was in love with her. Her untimely demise absolutely crushed me. But this was twenty years ago and don’t tell Sheba my backstage wife about this secret admiration. Number three, the Queen is a twit and is only there to pronounce Knighthood upon celebrity nare-do-wells. All in all and number four Charlie married the lovely young Princess Diana for breeding purposes only. Charlie needed at least one male heir apparent. None the less, Prince Chuck never gave up his first homely looking crush whose name I forgot (and for good reason). But anyway you can see why Harry and Meghan left Sleeping Beauty’s castle. Too much high brow hoity-toity and folderol. By the way the lovely third tear royal couple received a King’s ransom from the Oprah interview. Enough to pay the rent and buy extra cans of Spam. I just hope Harry finds meaningful work in Santa Barbara.

Published by Chuck the Curmudgeonmeister

If I told you the truth about myself you would think what a wad of chewed gum stuck under a church pew I am. Dull. Ordinary. However, I wasn't born yesterday.

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