Going out of town?

The Red Planet.
The space junkies are planning a trip to Mars. A trip to Mars with people aboard a space craft. It is proposed to send about a hundred men and women to the Red Planet. I couldn’t think of a worse trip to make. It is estimated to take about six months to get there with the possibility of never coming back. But anyway could you imagine sitting in row 16 stuck in the middle seat for six months? You know for certain disagreement will break out if not punches thrown in to some passengers face. And you also know the food will just be airline quality. Which is next to awful. Then who is going to take care of the lavatories? The big question is what to do with all that woosh and wee wee. Send it into orbit around Mars maybe? And it will be for certain an OB-GYN will be needed about Mars landing time. If you know what I mean.
Then upon arrival, where will a smart young astronaut get his or her Blond Latte? And as far as I know there are no Super Cuts or Volvo dealers on Mars. And most importantly there will be no cable connection or Wi-Fi. How does one ‘Game’ without a Wi-Fi connection. All of this is good reason to just stay home and adopt a rescue cat. It’s the humane thing to do.