For the very old only.

Proposed holiday.

We have president’s day. M L King Day. The fourth, Labor, Memorial and on and on. Here is what I propose: National pajama day. A day specifically for seniors. And I mean us old folks. I suggest at least one day a week when we fogies remain in our PJs. All day. Comfy and always ready to return to our warm beds at the drop of our house slippers. Or possibly just hang out with a bottomless cup of coffee and a pile of newspapers and magazines to pour over while still in our jammies. Important work like that. All day. Maybe watching “The Price is Right” while doing a crossword puzzle. Never mind doing the taxes or writing a will. Just zone-out and post hundreds of selfies on Facebook. Makes me sleepy just thinking about it. Where’s my yellow jammies with Big Bird on the front?