Rolling the wrong way.

I wish to speak of a matter that is important.

After much observation it is crucial I bring this to your attention. But first I had witnessed my concerns first hand. I had noticed this in hotels, restaurants, airports, rest stops, casinos, theaters, truck and family stops, churches, in people’s homes, and even in little wooden buildings out back. All institutions placing paper correctly on the holder. And I am talking how toilet paper rolls off. Sheba, my hidden spouse, insists on placing the TP on the holder so the paper rolls backwards. Rolls down the backside between the wall and the holder. Never the less I have observed and was taught to place the paper on the holder to roll outward toward the intended paper user. And again I observed what housekeeping services do for all the locations I mentioned above. Other than our house all location place TP to roll outward. So, what is wrong with Sheba? I have to take the roll off and turn it around so paper rolls outward. What am I to do with Sheba? It’s so frustrating. I just don’t get it.

Published by Charles Oldenfatt the Curmudgeon

If I told you the truth about myself you would think what a wad of chewed gum stuck under a church pew I am. Dull. Ordinary .old and fat

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