Such hair-brain non-sense.

 
Why is there hair growing out of my ears?  Is this some kind of joke?  Worse yet, why is hair growing from my nose?  This is absolute proof God exists.  He has a very different crazy sense of humor.  It must be to keep us oldsters humble.  And most of all to discourage our goofy selfies from appearing on Facebook.

And by the way, what has happened to the hair on my legs.  It looks like I’ve been shaving my legs.  And this is not to mention the missing hair on my head.  Zip!  That went away fast.  My head hair is now coming out my eyebrows.  But anyway to me bushy eyebrows are an accidental mark of distinction.  Just call me Andy Rooney.  But as a reaction to gnarly eyebrows, my older daughter absolutely insists I trim my eyebrows at the earliest opportunity.  None the less, why do I not have complete jurisdiction over the placement of my body hair?  Yep!  It’s all a big LOL coming from above. 

Published by Okie Beyond borders

I come from a family who migrated from the parched red dirt Plaines of southern rural Oklahoma. Migrating to blue collar working class community of East Los Angeles. There is where I was born. I am Mr. Writermelon. I can only write what my grammar and spell checker allows. I am neither profound nor profane. Boy howdy! Send comment to: Mr.writermelon@gmail.com

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