The takeaway congress.

 
So you want congress to take away your affordable health care?  And you want congress to cancel your mom’s Medicare?  And you want congress to take away your grandparent’s Social Security?  And you want your single mom’s sister Child Health Insurance Plan cancelled?  Plus you want congress to take away your blind uncle Social Security Disability?  Just too much socialism here.  Right?

And on top of that its okay for Payday lenders to screw your cousin while he and his young family is in the Navy?  Right?  And I’m sure it’s okay for sellers of consumer products to not be responsible for products that fail before their time.  Right?  Just too much regulation favoring the consumer.  And we don’t want lenders and banks to miss out on high lending interest.  They have stockholders to take care of.  No sir!  Keep government out of business.  A free-wheeling market without regulation and government oversight is best.  Right?  A healthy Wall Street is a healthy America.  And take your global warming crap and shove it.  Bah Humbug!  Never mind the poor and homeless.

Just vote straight Republican.  Those guys will stop all this freaking give away.  Right?