Bumper to bumper.

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Fear not. I am not texting. This is my electric shaver. Got to look good at work.

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This is interesting. Lots of drivers using sign language to express their true feelings.

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Honk if you are a Republican. Ask the bus driver to honk if you are a Democrat.

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How do they do that? People picking their nose while wearing a mask.

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What you see in my hand is not a cell phone. It’s just a carton of peach yogurt I’m eating.

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The reason I’m driving this Black and White cruiser is because all the BMWs were taken this morning.

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Please do not honk. I’m changing my sleeping baby daughter’s diaper while steering. It’s not easy.

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When you stop honking pass me on the left. I want to show you something. It’s in my hand.

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Only morons and jet fighter pilots honk in heavy traffic.

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Recent clinical studies indicate horn honking is the result of a sociopathic condition brought on by insecurity, anxiety, ADHD, OCD, PTSD, and extreme pathological whining.

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I’m a traffic reporter for WHIZ New York. How did I get on the 405?