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#GeorgeSantos Says he was the first man to walk on the moon. Plus starred in the movie Jailhouse Rock. And gave Willie Nelson his first big break in country music. What a guy!
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#GeorgeSantos said he was the first male contestant to win the ‘Miss America’ contest. And was awarded the ‘Miss Congeniality’ trophy. You should see him in a two-piece swim suit.
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#GeorgeSantos said he was the first to successfully perform a heart transplant and graduated from both Harvard and Johns Hopkins medical schools. Plus, he was the ‘Love Child’ of Florence Nightingale. Can you believe it!
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#GeorgeSantos said he co-authored the book “Grapes of wrath.” And is a regular contributor to the New Yorker. He should be offered a seat on the House Ethics Committee.