Do not bother me while i’m writing my novel.

I have decided to write a book.
Since I have some modest writing skills, I shall author a novel. A murder mystery about opposing interests that despise each other’s narrow interests. Almost like warring mob families intended on destroying each other. Godfather, step aside. This is a battle of turf and territory. If one opposing clan moves in on the same common ground as the other, then a great cataclysmic irruption will certainly follow.
I will smartly title the novel, “The Pickleball Murders.” Warring mafioso-like families attempting to either defend the entire court or share half the court with the ruthless Pickleball family. Wise guys versus the despised guys. Neatly uniformed tennis players battling worn and tattered Pickleball players. Stand by. All these ugly family wars coming soon.