Returning to their cave.
What’s the matter with Texas? The governor and the legislature seem to be once again under the control of cave men. Absolutely coming from a different pile of rocks in the ground than its civilized Texas citizens. Big bushy hair state wonks returning back to a caveman status taking on an ‘Alley Oop’ persona. Low IQ men wielding big gnarly clubs and wearing leopard skin. Where do these guys come from anyway? Totally out of touch and certainly oblivious of the common good. But bent on forcing their narrow views. BLAM on the head. Do as I say or our fellow cave guys will bonk you. Do citizens in Texas really go along with this?
Dear women and girls, maybe we can send large military aircraft to Texas to ‘air lift’ you out of that problematic state. One could only hope.
Better yet, space aliens could come and air lift the gov and the legislature out of your magnificent state instead. Taking them to planet Zork and using the governor and his suck up minions as sex slaves. Whew! What an awful thought.