Stocking Stuffers.

Dear Christmas stocking stuffing Elves.

What to or not to put in my Christmas stocking. Stocking stuffers should not be harrys.com razor blades or Colgate White toothpaste. I want only eatables. Not double-A batteries nor iPhone charging cables or ear buds. No portable chargers; wind-up or chargeable. And for sure no Target gift cards. However, I would take a gift card from Panera or Old School Bagel.

But I would really like three or four mandarin oranges or California Cuties., a Japanese pear in its foam netting, two small red delicious apples with the plastic tabs removed, a small box of See’s suckers, a full size Almond Joy, a full size Hershey dark chocolate bar, A six pack of Tic-Tacs, and a small canister of cubed peppermint gum. Or in lieu of all that I would take currency. A twenty or a fifty dollar bill would be nice. Thank you very much.