I do not celebrate President’s day.

Not me and never. Being an old fashioned person and maybe just an old person I only celebrate Lincolns and Washington’s birthdays. Just as I did in grade school back then and up until high school and a few decades beyond. It worked for me and others. And let me make it perfectly clear we had both presidents’ days off school and later when working as well.

None of this Presidents day for me. Mainly because there are a hand full of presidents I wish not to celebrate. And for sure one in particular. The guy with the blond monkey butt hair. He could kiss my waazoo instead. And quite frankly, he is the oozing splatter from the boy cow’s rear.

But anyway I want Lincoln’s and Washington’s Birthday off to celebrate. Never mind I am retired and wouldn’t work those two days in February anyway. So what am I saying. Lincoln and Washington is the only two gents I wish to recognize as nations forefathers and presidents. I would however would possibly swap out Washington for either Obama or Eisenhower. Not really sure.

So no sir! No president’s day for me. Just the two February guys I will wish happy birthday for now. So get out the cake and candles and make a wish.

Published by OkieMan

I come from a family who migrated from the parched red dirt Plaines of southern rural Oklahoma. Migrating to blue collar working class community of East Los Angeles. There is where I was born. I am Mr. Writermelon. I can only write what my grammar and spell checker allows. I am neither profound nor profane. Boy howdy! Send comment to: Mr.writermelon@gmail.com

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