I’m almost certain our toilet will be shown onYouTube.

I’m worried about Sheba my lovely and dedicated anonymous spouse. What worries me about Sheba is that in the not too distant past she has left the toilet lid up a time or two. Opened to the world to see. We have a community filled with kitties. All belonging to nearby neighbors. I’m afraid the kitties might get into our cottage and start drinking from the toilet water and/or fall in. Only because Sheba forgot to put the toilet lid down. Plus she has in the recent past forgotten her coffee cup she left in the microwave. A cup I discover when attempting to place my own cup into the coffee warmer. Only to clink and spill a bit of coffee. Then there is her forgetting to plug back in my electric re-chargeable shaver after when Sheba unplugs her curling iron and hair dryer. Something that really cranks my angst.

I am so afraid Sheba is losing it. However she has no problem keeping score at Pickleball. Never the less, should I have Sheba examined by a memory specialist? She’s only 75. I am expecting her someday to call home and say she can’t find her glasses in order to drive home. All the while they are stuck in her hair on top of her head. What should I do? Jumping Jack Bojonovich! This behavior is not at all normal. Whew!

PS, of course Sheba is not her real name. None the less if I mention her name or show her image on social media I would be taken by space aliens and eaten like a cob of corn.

Published by Okie Beyond borders

I come from a family who migrated from the parched red dirt Plaines of southern rural Oklahoma. Migrating to blue collar working class community of East Los Angeles. There is where I was born. I am Mr. Writermelon. I can only write what my grammar and spell checker allows. I am neither profound nor profane. Boy howdy! Send comment to: Mr.writermelon@gmail.com

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