Non-Binary Charles.

Non-binaryatarianism. In an earnest attempt to update my social image and to demonstrate how politically correct and most trendy that I am; I have decided for myself and others to become non-binary. Non-binary meaning my binary self has been reduced to a zero gender. It is most important for me to follow societal movements. So for now on I shall be known as person Char. Truncating my given first name. Likewise my spouse shall here to fore be known as just person Sheb. Using the name I had given it since spouse wished not to be identified as a real person. So it shall continue to be identified as a non-person and non-binary. Are you following me?

And keeping with that line of thought our parakeet at this juncture Sweetie Pie will be named as just bird Pie. Our feline Sneakers will go forward as just cat Sneak.

And to round out the non-binary trending our Honda CRV will just be called vehicle H. So I hope you will respect our decision to become non-binary.

Very Truly Yours, People Sheb and Char.

Published by OkieMan

I come from a family who migrated from the parched red dirt Plaines of southern rural Oklahoma. Migrating to blue collar working class community of East Los Angeles. There is where I was born. I am Mr. Writermelon. I can only write what my grammar and spell checker allows. I am neither profound nor profane. Boy howdy! Send comment to:

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