Do you really need that?

How to control prices. The current president nor any president shouldn’t be blamed for inflation. No sir! This is done solely by the manufacturer or store where product is sold. So why do people believe the president raises or lowers the price on goods sold. Nope. Not at all. The president doesn’t work for GeneralContinue reading “Do you really need that?”

Never vote for the wrong guy.

  It pays to know who you are voting for. Remember Jessie Ventura?  Professional wrestler who ran for governor of Minnesota and won.  Unfortunately he had no prior public service experience.  He was voted in by an electorate who was tired of the same old thing and not paying attention to what Jessie was saying. Continue reading “Never vote for the wrong guy.”

Question: Who is tapping me on my leg?

  I swear, I’m telling the truth. I don’t know if this is poltergeist or spooky phenomena or what.  But almost always it happens when I’m taking a brief afternoon nap.  It could be a guilt response or something like that.  But I swear it happens.  I will be dozing and almost into dreamland andContinue reading “Question: Who is tapping me on my leg?”

Oh Christmas tree. How do we put you away?

  There’s got to be a better way.  As of this date, Christmas tree is still up and plugged in.  At thanksgiving Sheba is more than willing to haul down the attic the half dozen boxes to erect and decorate a tree.  However, when it comes time to dismantle and put the tree and itsContinue reading “Oh Christmas tree. How do we put you away?”

Where will I get an Egg McMuffin?

  Let’s assume we actually rocket to Mars. Let’s also assume there is about of hundred of us who came along on this six-month long voyage.  We also could easily assume dozens of us could be stuck in the middle seat getting there.  Then about half way to Mars they could run out of peanutsContinue reading “Where will I get an Egg McMuffin?”

He will do anything for popcorn.

  Then there was Rickles another Yellow Lab. A dog who wrote the book on pleasing.  He loved to please most anyone in his presents.  He would do almost anything to get a scratch behind the ear.  But he would fall to the ground to keep from getting his ears swabbed out.  He couldn’t flattenContinue reading “He will do anything for popcorn.”

Is it Junior High or Middle School?

Junior high or middle school as they call it now was just a fog for me. I seemed to sleep through the seventh, eighth, and ninth grade. I’d rather had swept the city streets with a Wisk broom back then. However, the redeeming thing about junior high was the various shop classes. Wood shop, metalContinue reading “Is it Junior High or Middle School?”