Category Archives: Writer

Throwing out the constitution with the bathwater

  Its almost like re-writing the Bible.  Changing truths to suit our own life style. This is what haters of the US Constitution are trying to do.  Get rid of rule of law and American History.  Forget the past, make it up as we go along.  The constitution may be old and stodgy but itContinue reading “Throwing out the constitution with the bathwater”

He was not a chocolate Lab.

They were all Labs. I was partnered up with three different guide dogs. All were yellow labs. Most were just about blond or creamy white. But boy could they shed. My first guide was named Axle. He was about 20 or 21 months when I started working with him. He was trained first by aContinue reading “He was not a chocolate Lab.”

You mean I have to read the thing?

Newspaper shrinkage. As you have noticed newspapers are becoming smaller. Fewer pages. Fewer articles. Reduced sections. Some papers have eliminated two days of the week. Some stopped printing the Monday and Tuesday issues. Some papers resemble my smaller old “Weekly Reader” from grade school. Some newspapers are so small these days they could easily beContinue reading “You mean I have to read the thing?”

Book Report: I thought they fired him.

Book Report After he left the Saturday evening public radio show under a fog of impropriety, Garrison Kiellor really never went away. Still writing his brand of small town prairie humor and taking his show on the road. We noticed his coming appearance on the Brady theater in Tulsa a year or so ago. NeverContinue reading “Book Report: I thought they fired him.”

Book Report. I thought Judy Blume wrote murder mysteries.

Book Report Many of you along with myself may have recently heard an NPR Fresh Air interview with Judy Blume. An interview more or less reviewing Ms Blume’s fifty-year-old bestseller “Are you their God. It’s me Margaret” as it was adapted into motion picture form. Ms Blume concurs that the movie adaptation pretty much followsContinue reading “Book Report. I thought Judy Blume wrote murder mysteries.”

Write me a contract like that.

Beverly Hills 1971. I was working the credit department of a fashionable department store at the corner of Wilshire and Fairfax. A professional appearing gentleman wearing a nice tailored suit came to me at the credit desk and said he was turned down for a store credit card. So, I asked him to fill inContinue reading “Write me a contract like that.”

Do not bother me while i’m writing my novel.

I have decided to write a book. Since I have some modest writing skills, I shall author a novel. A murder mystery about opposing interests that despise each other’s narrow interests. Almost like warring mob families intended on destroying each other. Godfather, step aside. This is a battle of turf and territory. If one opposingContinue reading “Do not bother me while i’m writing my novel.”

Take me for a ride baby.

Lover’s lament. By C. Ayers Oh, so alluring she was. Her shape, her style, and Just the sexy purring sound she makes draws me closer and closer to her shapely body. How will I ever explain this To my wife. If I’m seen with this Most bewitching Beauty, my wife will Consider Leaving me forContinue reading “Take me for a ride baby.”

Book Report.

posted by Chuck Ayers A book of fiction with romance. Romance with much complication. It starts like this: A young man from Kentucky wants a graduate degree but he can’t afford the tuition. So, he takes a grounds keeping job at the local small college and in turn he receive some free tuition. Then heContinue reading “Book Report.”