I’d rather eat Play-Doh.

What about avocado toast? My lovely wife loves avocado toast. I don’t! I do not like its mooshy texture and wall paper paste taste. So here is my recommendation for an alternative. We’ll just call it banana toast. Banana toast only if no one else has already invented banana toast. This is how I wouldContinue reading “I’d rather eat Play-Doh.”

I’m almost certain our toilet will be shown onYouTube.

I’m worried about Sheba my lovely and dedicated anonymous spouse. What worries me about Sheba is that in the not too distant past she has left the toilet lid up a time or two. Opened to the world to see. We have a community filled with kitties. All belonging to nearby neighbors. I’m afraid theContinue reading “I’m almost certain our toilet will be shown onYouTube.”

Non-Binary Charles.

Non-binaryatarianism. In an earnest attempt to update my social image and to demonstrate how politically correct and most trendy that I am; I have decided for myself and others to become non-binary. Non-binary meaning my binary self has been reduced to a zero gender. It is most important for me to follow societal movements. SoContinue reading “Non-Binary Charles.”