Send your problems to Pastor Chazz Dear PC, Our 12-year-old boy twins seem to have their own agenda. Homework is not getting done and too much time is spent online gaming and who knows what all else. I keep telling them they most likely will remain in middle school for like if homework is notContinue reading “No parents just adult siblings.”
Category Archives: Social Culture
Book Report.
posted by Chuck Ayers A book of fiction with romance. Romance with much complication. It starts like this: A young man from Kentucky wants a graduate degree but he can’t afford the tuition. So, he takes a grounds keeping job at the local small college and in turn he receive some free tuition. Then heContinue reading “Book Report.”
Who sent this guy here?
Who was this man anyway. The first thing you notice about this guy he was obviously homeless. I would guess not from around here. The next was he appeared to be middle eastern. Olive complexion, long black unkempt ratted hair, unshaven, large prominent nose, black bushy eyebrows with deep set dark eyes, and if youContinue reading “Who sent this guy here?”
Me write Haiku. Waa Hoo!
Okie Haiku. Meadow Metaphorizes by Chuck Okeeyama Stepping towards a way. Step over. Not to step. Not at all to meadow oozes of brown. To misstepping sandals will stick. Odormorphness. January, 2023
Why do those guys talk like that?
Who’s correct here? People north of the Canadian border or south? And I am talking correct pronunciation of certain words. When speaking of living in a house is it howse as the southern neighbors pronounce it or howoose as the northern neighbors pronounce it. When pronouncing the word about is it abowt or is itContinue reading “Why do those guys talk like that?”
How did we ever make it out of Junior High?
Junior high boys are the most peculiar barbaric animals observed in the human world. And I am speaking boys of my own generation. Not middle school boys of the recent generations. And speaking of middle school I’m not really sure why we went from junior high designation to middle school classification. We societal wonks areContinue reading “How did we ever make it out of Junior High?”
What I wouldn’t do if eating with the Queen.
From the Confessional. I have these habits and foibles I must confess. Just to get it off my gray hairy chest. Please understand. I’m trying to be good. I love a good bowl of cereal. Especially if it is some of that homemade granola we buy at Sprouts. Sprinkle it with raisins and sunflower seeds.Continue reading “What I wouldn’t do if eating with the Queen.”
Just another drunk in the sky.
Continuing the series on drunk people I run into from time to time. Remember the drunk guy I told you about at Dodger stadium tossing willy-nilly many bags of roasted peanuts while the police drug him out of the stadium? Then there was a drunk man on a flight from Chicago who finger played theContinue reading “Just another drunk in the sky.”
Splish, splash. I was taking a bath.
Only on a Saturday. The end of the week. We would be outside early evening playing hide and seek. A very large and old sycamore tree was home base. My older brother would count to three and we all would shout as loud and fast as we could, “not-it!” Whoever was the last or slowestContinue reading “Splish, splash. I was taking a bath.”
Call the bum out.
It was a really nice mild spring evening 1962. My friend Ron and I were at Dodger Stadium to watch an early season baseball game. What a beautiful ball park the Dodgers have. The outfield grass trimmed nice and even with a lush field of green. Dirt infield raked and smooth. All just right forContinue reading “Call the bum out.”