To hell with partisan politics.

I’m tired of it. We need someone or some group who can keep us on an even Kiel. The last president did his best to run our country into the ground. He was more taken by authoritarians and rogues than people vested in normal American politics. We knew he was capable of this by his earlier history of cheating lying about his businesses in the past. Did we not see that? America needs someone who knows our economics, our social structure, knows what’s needed with America’s infrastructure, knows how to help people in need, and has a sense of fairness for all. Someone who has had experience in national or state government. Not some windbag who “wants to run the government like a business.” Baloney!

Let’s stop this controlling by political party and start giving America what it really needs. We need good legislation. Not just trying to block the other guy’s bills and laws but try to make a law or bill better. We can work together.

Yes, I would agree Biden is having a hard time getting things done. But every time he proposes a piece of legislation the entire partisan opposition pushes back instead of offering better ideas. Come on! Either cooperate or let some other man or woman run for the House or Senate. We need good government to make good legislation. It’s not that hard. Work for the people and not for the political party.

Painted mostly black.

Back in my collegiate years and commuting from the little town of Inglewood to Pepperdine University I found it necessary to purchase a second car. While I was in college my wife drove our only car to her work in Westchester. Necessitating the need for a second car for me. Just a car for reliable transportation and nothing more. One evening we bought such an automobile. Yes, it was basic transportation. A rusty red colored 1958 Volkswagen beetle. Just an engine, four wheels, and a transmission. With a primitive heater and a radio that actually worked. The headliner was a bit ragged but I could live with it. The distinguishing feature of the 58 VW was its tiny oval rear window. Kind of cute. And when I describe it as rusty red I mean mostly red and rust. You couldn’t tell where the red rust color ended and the real rust began. None the less basic transportation.

I would have to admit it was fun to drive. A four-speed stick shift. Fun if only if you are okay with 60-MPH as its top speed. As they say, gutless. One of the fun things driving this ‘Bug’ is its reserve gas tank. There was NO gas gage to warn you of running out of gas. You first noticed running out of gas as the old VW coughed and sputtered and one would quickly have to flip with your right foot a lever just right of the gas pedal to the reserve. A lever used to switch to the reserve tank. And if I couldn’t find it quick enough with my foot I would have to quickly reach down with my hand and flip the lever and hope no one pulls in front of me resulting in a rear end collision or possibly running over a pedestrian. The real trick was to switch it over before the motor completely stopped. Challenging. Most scary.

One day while the Bug was parked out front on the street in front of our apartment some yahoo bumped the rear left fender and left a big dent and quickly left the scene of the accident. Left without a note on the windshield or an apology. Not anything. Sorry Buddy my car got in your way parked at the curb. Some people!

But anyway among some of my possessions was a small air compressor and spray gun. Plus years earlier I had bought, for no known reason, a quart can of black car paint. Then I got to thinking why not paint this rusty bug? I could paint it black with my handy paint sprayer. So I set out for this new experience.

I got a pile of old newspapers and some masking tape and began to cover up all the windows and chrome parts. Leaving only the bare VW rusty body. I did share a garage with my apartment neighbor and mentioned my intention to paint my car. He agreed to leave his car parked out and out of the way of floating paint particles. Smart move.

So I began. Starting with the roof and working my way down to the left front fender. Then to the hood and on to the right front fender and working my way along the right door panel and further back to the panel under the right rear window. Things were looking good. I sprayed back around the rear engine hood and continued on to the left panel under the left rear window and rear fender. Then as I continued on to the left door, I suddenly ran out of black paint. Paint I bought years earlier and forgot where I bought it from. But leaving the left door unpainted. I didn’t want to buy another quart of any old black paint so I went to Sears and bought a spray can of black paint. Then attempted to finish the paint job over the left door. Resulting in what looked like abstract graffiti. I just couldn’t get the spray can to smooth out like the compressor sprayer had done. Looking more like obscene graffiti on a freeway bridge. That’s the way it ended. Come on! It’s basic L. A. transportation. You should see the rolling junkers on the Westside Highway in NYC as well. Fade to mostly black.

A tale of two neighborhoods.

It was the best of times and the worst of times. It all started out in our little working class community in East Los Angeles. Located between the B. F. Goodrich tire factory on the west end and the Edison high tension power lines on the east. About two miles from end to end. See my story titled “Little House on the Avenue.”

Our community was a mix of blue and pink collar workers with a few small business owners tossed in. I lived there during the first ten years of my life and as far as I am concerned the Best of Times. We lived in a neighborhood where people knew us and we spoke to them often. We played in their front yards and their kids played in ours. We had a large sycamore tree in our front yard that was home base when playing Hide and Seek on Saturday afternoons. We played and played until our folks called us in for our Saturday night bath.

My favorite playmate was Donnie who had moved to here from Milwaukee and his older brother Dickey who became my older brother’s best friend. Donnie and I as mentioned in previous stories collected pop bottles and redeemed then for cash at a nearby Ma/Pa grocery store. So cash flow was reasonable as long as we worked at collections. My brother had a twice a week paper route and I think I made more money than he. However Donnie and I spent most of our earnings on comic books and bubble gum and my brother saved his earnings to buy a three-speed Schwinn racer.

Our neighborhood was a mixed bag of ethnics and colors. Germans, Hispanics, Irish, Italians, Scotch, and many other ethnics along with us Okies. There were Catholics, Baptist, Jews, and every color and stripe of religions. Donnie and Dickie were Catholics and attended Catholic school. The rest of us attended the local public schools. All of which worked out fine.

Living next door to the north were the Smiths. Mr. Smith was a white guy married to a Latina lady. They had to Latina-looking daughters Janet and Josephine (very cute) and Mrs. Smith with her Latina non-English speaking Latina mother. Mrs. Smith’s mother didn’t need to speak English when she rolled out her pan fried flour tortillas. She would fry up a tortilla, slather it with real butter, roll it up and hand one to each one of us. My oh my. Oh so delicious.

One house to the north of the Smith was the Fitzpatrick’s. Mr. Fitzpatrick worked at the nearby Pillsbury grain elevator and flour mill. Just west and south of the Goodrich plant. Don’t remember ever seeing Mrs. Fitzpatrick. Not sure if there was one.

And just north of the Fitzpatrick’s were Donnie and Dickie’s family. Mr. Short a tall redhead beer drinking Irish man and Mrs. Short. Donnie’s mom to me looked German or Norwegian. Mr. Short was a carpenter and a very good one. He built on a really nice patio in the back and later an extra room addition for an expected new baby sister for Dickie and Donnie. Mrs. Short to say the least was a stay at home mom. And a very nice one. Not too long after the Shorts moved into our neighborhood Dickie came down with Polio and was in the hospital for several weeks then later came home to a regimen of rehab exercises. Then after their new baby sister was born, Donnie and I would stroll his new sister up and down Simmons Avenue in her shaded carriage.

To the south of us was the Snyder’s. A retired German couple. I seldom spoke to them but my mom must had since our clothe line was almost in their backyard. My mom was hanging out clothes almost daily. Just washing for us siblings was a full-time job.

Now, directly across the street was an empty lot with a worn foot path we used to get to my sisters friends trailers in the trailer court on the other side of the back alley. Anyway a vacant lot which gave a clear view of the Willard Battery water tower. But to the south of the empty lot was a six-unit apartment building. I would often see a professionally dressed woman coming out the front apartment door walking briskly to the bus on her way to work. Never spoke to her but she was very pretty. Also in the same apartment was a highway patrolman who often parked his Harley motorcycle in the vacant lot when home on lunch break.

To the north of the apartment was playmates Kenny and Sheila. They had a nice looking reddish colored cocker spaniel. We had our own mutts that would come and go. Plus a black cat named Porkchops.

North of Kenny and Sheila was a guy we just called Kirby. A man who sat out on his front porch after getting home from work and sat in his tank top looking undershirt with a beer in hand. Kirby worked at Union Pacific railroad. My brother was over there often talking with him after work. Kirby drove an old 1932 Model A ford sedan to work and back.

But anyway, to make a long story short there was Georgey Hernandez up the street and Jimmy Vasquez down the street. Both I played with and had in my class at school. Plus there were about a dozen or more kids I knew and played with after school around the block and a few blocks over. And this is not to mention my sister’s friends; Cheryl, Maryanne, Diane, Dorothy, and others.

Living in East L A back then was for the most part a delight. But it all came to an end one day. Living in a two bedroom smallish adobe house was becoming cramp for we six people. So we bought a new house and moved about ten-miles to the east. For my younger sister and me we had to transfer to another grade school after Easter break. A school with a few problem kids living on the other side of the Rio Hondo River. It was mid-April and I was in the fourth grade and transferred into a very crowded fourth grade class. And as far as I could tell not welcomed. There was this portly pugnacious Latina girl with coke bottle glasses and buck teeth named Lupe who kept threatening to beat me up after school. I did however see Lupe pick fights with other girls. And pretty much the first time I had ever seen girls fight. Lots of hair pulling. Whew! However I managed to stay away from Lupe. Anyway summer vacation came quickly after moving to a new town and then we were out of school for the summer.

Meanwhile back in our new neighborhood and the start of the worst of times my two sisters and I were the only kids attending public schools. Almost every kid up and down our street went to Catholic school. So to say the least I was the odd kid out. One boy my age a few doors down who was often in trouble with his parents or with the Catholic school he attended. No great friendship there for me. Same for my younger sister Sharron. We never did fit in. Mr. Masarro next door seemed to always be on my case so I tried to avoid him. A girl and her parents next door to the south and her cousin across the street both went to Catholic school. There were others up and down the street but all Catholic school kids. But let me say this, I have no problem with kids in private religious schools. I just had nothing in common with most of them. Nor were we ever invited to visit their homes. But as I progressed into junior and senior high school all that didn’t matter. My social life circumnavigated around those two institutions instead. But looking back almost for six more years I had no street friends to chum with. Certainly nothing like I had in East L A. No bottle collecting. No delicious hot-out-of-pan flour tortillas. No big empty lot to fly a kite. No Joe Miller’s market to buy bubble gum and comic books. No nearby train station to watch passenger trains come and go. No horse at the end of the street to rub his fuzzy nose. No recycle center to sell old collected newspapers to. No partner enterprises and no street friends. We were just public school going California Okie Protestants. Trying our best to just fit in when we really didn’t fit in. Welcome to the neighborhood you Okies.

I no longer wish to be Binary.

Dear You,

I am going non-binary. No longer shall I be called or referred to as Papa. I am going to catch up with the politically correct trend. So mo more Pops or Daddy. No more Uncle Chuck. Just call me Family Relative.

No he nor him or Grandfather. Just call me an it. Yes, just an old it. Maybe senior it. Sheba and I will b referred to as aging thems. Yes, them or those. ‘That’s’ might be a good pronoun as well. If you see we’s together you can refer to us as walkers or shufflers. Or you might just call me Occupant or pedestrian. Stroller would be a good characterization. Never the less do not call me either Charles or Chuck. My non-binary name is Char. Or just personage Char. Or if you see me somewhere just call me Hi to you Somebody. Hello people would be good if you see partner and me together.

All my best, Me.

Oh my! I could have driven that thing.

Dateline Los Angeles. My dad had assumed ownership from his oldest daughter a dull blue 1937 Ford sedan back when I was in high school. This was in the late 1950s up until the early 1960s. The twenty year old vehicle was my older sisters but gave up when she moved away. The old blue car stood parked in our back drive way for several years. The old pre-world war II automobile appeared to have no noticeable dents or dings. Paint was a bit dull but could have been restored with a vigorous buffing of rubbing compound. It also could have used a bit of chrome cleaner. Just a little rusts on the chrome but easily buffed off. None the less the royal blue sedan could have been restored to a shiny polished appearance. Yes, both bumpers still had significant buffable chrome as well as the old Ford’s sturdy grill. A chrome grill with horizontal vents from the hood to the crank start hole.

And here is what is amazing, the old Philco tube type radio still worked. Just an on/off/volume switch and a tuning dial. Just click it on and wait for it to warm up and soon it would be playing music or the news.

Now this is what is surprising, all the upholstery was in very good shape. The headliner was also intact. No worn bare spots or tears. The seat upholstery is what they called at the time, Mouse Fuzz. None the less, most comfortable. However could have used a shampooing. The back seats had lots of leg room and there were a hand-hold strap up behind the front seat and a long hand hol rope across the back of the front seat. The front seat was what they use to call a bench seat. Big enough to accommodate three adults.

One of the interesting features of the old ’37-Ford was a crank-out front wind shield. Cranking out from the bottom to allow airflow in to the Ford’s cockpit. It also included a long floor gear shift with a flat wooden gear-shift knob.

The only thing that needed attention was the floorboard. Perhaps a new subflooring with anew floor mat or carpeting.

On two occasions my dad, older brother and I pulled out the flat-head V8 engine and gave it a pretty good overhaul. Honing out the cylinder and replacing the piston rings. Put in new head and oil pan gaskets. Then rebuilding the carburetor. Then replacing spark plugs, points and condenser. I was certainly impressed with what my dad knew about overhauling an old car. Something I thought my dad, an old Okie farmer wouldn’t know much about. But, he did.

What was scary about this old relic was it had mechanical breaks. Push the break peddle and it pulled cables that activated the break shoe. It could easily fail or the cable could snap during an emergency stop. This would need to be replaced by hydraulic breaks.

But before I could make claim to the antique, he sold the 1937 Ford for a mere hundred bucks. Just one hundred dollars to a kid who wanted to turn it into an East L. A. ‘Low Rider’. In retrospect, only if I had the ambition and the presents of mind at that time as a teen boy I could have kept and owned that car. My dad would have given it to me with very little begging. It would have been fun to drive to school and carry all my friends with me. Now here is the bit rub. Today, fully restored it would easily fetch a six figure price for that eighty-five year old automobile. Perhaps Jay Leno would have bought it. Jumping Jiminy Crickets! Better yet I could have kept it.

More about this Rose Parade thing.

Before I forget, I need to mention what happens the night before the Rose Parade in Pasadena, California. Sometimes called New Year’s Eve. At about 10-PM people start gathering on Colorado Boulevard in the safe areas between the blue line and the curb. People setting up their viewing space out from the curb with folding chairs, blankets pick nick baskets, and some with deep fryer cookers. All along the entire five and a half mile parade route. Gatherings in the tens of thousands. By the time the parade starts the next morning at 8-AM and with good weather there would be an estimated million spectators. Give or take ten thousand sets of eyeballs or so. Usually a good time had by all.

Now if you were to cruise up and down Colorado Blvd in your car late New Years Eve evening your car and occupants will be met with happy and good timing revelers. Revelers armed with cans of shave cream, spray string, marshmallows, wet flour tortillas, and more all flung on your car. Making your car a messy goopy parade float. Requiring a quick trip to the nearest car wash or find somebody with a water hose to spray off the gook. Fun huh?

Just imagine what Moses had to put up with leading the throngs of his Hebrew followers wandering the wilderness. All outside. All homeless. And about the same body count of the gathered parade watchers in Pasadena on New Year’s morning. All confined together on that five-mile route. You should try it. It’s fun.

Let us pretend…

Let’s pretend I am a high school principal and school district administrator in a school district with a half dozen schools. One high school, one middle school, and about four or so elementary schools. And as it should be all parents is demanding accountability for every dollar spent. Dollars collected through county and business taxes. Plus teachers and support staff are wanting pay increases along with more money for books and educational and activity materials. Art supplies, games, playground balls and more. Plus salaries and benefits for councilors, support office staff and janitorial and maintenance personnel. Operating and funding a school district is not cheap. Costs go up every school year. Actual tax revenue often remains the same and most resident taxpayers resist increased taxes. So being a school administrator is a thankless job. You would have to love teaching and the kids that come with it. Most teachers do. Thank god.

Then one day a parent comes to you with a request for all schools to include and build out a third bathroom. A third bathroom to accommodate a transgender child. To use the existing bathroom for any transgender child is troublesome. The Trans child is often harassed or taunted by the non-trans children. So a third bathroom is a must, a parent might argue. A Trans boy could not easily go into a boy’s lavatory because of a genitalia difference. A boy might see the former girl’s genitals. Not a good idea for the Trans boy. The complications are endless. So Mr. School Administrator, please install at the school district’s expense a third bathroom. Now, how this is resolved when the school district has no available money for a third bathroom at each school. Probably costing about fifteen to twenty thousand dollars for each school. Where does the money come from? With limited space at some school, where is a third bathroom built in an existing facility? How often would it be used? How is this presented to the non-trans student parents? Tell me how is all this done to every body’s satisfaction? Or is this just some passing whim or trend? I personally don’t get it. However, I an old and grumpy.

1950s voice recognition.

Some things were best left alone to its own unique device. A good idea gone bad? A communication instrument that was user friendly and had ease of operation. Very simple and fast. Just pick up and talk into the heavy black phone receiver and it would follow your commands. Usually.

However this was 1952. Wilson, Oklahoma. Population 1800. My grandmother would pick up the telephone receiver and say, “Nettie ring Pratt’s Grocery. Then within an instant someone on the other end would say, “Pratt’s Grocery.” No dial pad. No contact list. No ringer or vibrator to set. Not even a Hey SIRI or dial tone. Just pick-up and talk. There wasn’t even a rotary dial or key pad with letters and numbers. It was like magic. Just ease of operation and user friendly. Oh so simple. Just lift and talk.

Question: How did they do that back in those days? What did they know back then that’s not known or quickly forgotten today.

Answer: its man’s insatiable quest to complicate and make technologically more difficult. All with the hopes of adding in more bells and whistles. If not adding in a greater cost. Resulting in requiring an engineer degree if not hiring a seventeen-year old techy kid.

Alexander Graham Bell! Look what you did. Turn a simple device into a Steve Jobs ‘Technofrustrator.’ Boy, have we come a long way. For better or worse? You be the judge. Boy howdy!

Football Schmootball.

“I don’t understand the rules.”

Granddaughter E-9 came back from the Common House where Gramma and many others were watching the big TV. Watching the local university play another university in football in the black-n-blue bowl. E-9 came back to Sheba’s and my little cottage. Granddaughter walked in and proclaimed, “I don’t understand the football rules.” For a nine-year old this is an interesting comment. Most nine-year olds would just zone out or walk away without saying anything. Never the less, granddaughter E-9 had cited a rational reason for dismissing herself from watching football and to her way of thinking, football is a confusing playground event. Too many rules. It’s certainly not like soccer or Foursquare. All you have to do with soccer is kick the ball to the goal. In Four Square bounce the ball out before the other player can push the ball back to you. Oh so simple.

Football? Confusing. Too many rules and too many players on the field. The way they face each other somebody is going to get hurt. “Just don’t understand the rules. I’ll read a book instead.”

Real man coffee.

I am going to re-gift my French blend coffee beans. Got them for Christmas and perhaps someone else I might know likes French blend. Right? I don’t.

My coffee drinking mentor was my Okie farmer dad. He almost always drank his coffee black. Just coffee grounds straight from a can of Folgers. I am almost sure he never had drunk a cup of flavored coffee. No dippity doo for him. No sir! No Lattes. No cappuccinos. No Hazelnut. Not even a snicker doodle. No. None. Never knew of Starbucks.

He drank it black. No cream. No sugar. Just straight up Joe. From the time I was in kindergarten and up until the time I left home to get married, my dad had a variety of coffee making devices. Some sat atop the stove top burners and some were electric. Dripolaters, percolators, and Mr. Coffee brewers. All set to BLACK. He never ground his own. Just straight from the one pound can.

I too like my coffee plane and black. However I do prefer a good rich Columbian blend bean. I grind my own. My dad didn’t. His came straight from a can of Folgers. No messing with grinding and filtering. Just dip it into the filter basket and brew. I can vividly remember watching his first electric stainless steel pot percolating up into the little glass lid dome. An observatory to judge how dark the coffee maker was brewing. Shortly after he got another electric where he could set a little wheel to the darkness he preferred.

But to reiterate, he like his coffee dark and hot. Pour into his favorite cup without the aid of cream or sugar. Black as a domino piece. By the way his cup looked like it came from a post depression farm house in southern rural Oklahoma. A heavy white porcelain mug with a few small cracks down the side. At least fifty or sixty years old when I last saw it. And to repeat, his most favorite drinking vessel. Not sure if he ever washed it out with soap. Didn’t want to wash away its character. Just hold it under running water and set aside for the next morning’s brewing and slow slurping. Here’s to you Joe. A-a-h, oh so good.